Who Has The Smartest Dog?
A group of workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an IBM worker who
said his dog could do calculations. His dog was named "T-Square," and he told him to go to the
cupboard and fetch exactly 12 cookies from the cookie jar. The dog performed this task with no
sweat.
The worker from Ford said he thought his dog was better. His dog, names "Slide-Rule," was told
to go to the dozen cookies and divide them into four piles of three, which Slide-Rule did with
no problem.
The AT&T employee admitted that was quite a feat, but he felt his dog was better. His dog,
"Measure," was told to get a quart of milk and put seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog
did this with no problem. All three agreed that this was very good and that all of the dogs
were smart.
They all turned to the Government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"
The Government worker called his dog, "Coffee-Break," over and said; "Show the fellows what
you can do."
Coffee-Break went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, screwed the other three dogs,
claimed he injured his back, filed for workmen's compensation and left for home on a six months
sick leave.
Author Unknown
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