Rednecks in the Mall!
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first
time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and
then slide back together
The boy asked, "Paw, What's at? The father (never having
seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen
anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea what itis."
While the boy and his father were
watching with amazement, a fat old lady walked up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them
into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and
a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father,
not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
"Boy, go git yer Momma...."
Author Unknown
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