Worthless Job!
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a
brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The
driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked our shepherd: "If I
can tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you
give me one?"
The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock
and calmly answers "sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out his
notebook, connects it to a cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the
Internet where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans
the area, opens up a database and some 60 Excel spreadsheets with
complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-
tech miniaturized printer, turns round to our shepherd and says: "you
have here exactly 1586 sheep!"
"This is correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep," says the
shepherd. He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it in
his Cherokee.
Then he says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will
you give me my sheep back?"
"Okay, why not" answers the young man. "You are a consultant," says the shepherd.
"This is correct," says the yuppie, "How did you guess that?"
"Easy" answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody called
you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already knew
the solution to. And you don't know anything about my business because
you took my dog."!
Author Unknown
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