Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at
work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and
die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you
blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you
blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the
passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world
as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled
butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you
to blame Bill Gates...
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